How come grass grows exactly where you don't want it and not at all where you do?*
I have more grass in some of my flowerbeds than I do in my yard. What are you doing to me, grass? Why are you being so difficult!
On the other hand, the weeds are doing great.
* I am sure that the 7 varieties of grass that we have growing in various spots in our postage stamped size yard exacerbates any lack of progress in this situation.
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