Sorry I can't make it

Bon Jovi is now on the second weekend of JazzFest.  Shit.  Now I can't go.  Seriously, what does Bon Jovi have to do with Jazz, New Orleans, Louisiana, culture, or any other goddamned thing.  They aren't even southern, for chrissakes.  I will not be wasting my money a) trying to get down there or b) going to the JazzFest.  They won't miss my money, I am sure, but this is a clear indication that the audience they seeking is significantly different than in the past.  I am going to probably go to Bonaroo now.  They will have a New Orleans stage, and there is no pretense that it is something else.  And Bon Jovi won't be there.