We have two dogs - Jack, a mutt, and Millie, a Westie. Here are some of the things I have noticed about my dogs and some other things.
- Dogs love blue painters tape.
- George's favorite song is Kool and the Gang - "That's the way I like It"
- Shrimp boots don't work as well on ice as I thought they might.
- Friends who can paint cannot be underestimated or appreciated enough.
- Dogs can find blue painters tape anywhere.
- Babies don't have fingernails - because they have razor sharp talons from hell.
- Where on earth can you find AG13 batteries? And what are the odds that they will come in pack of three?
- I am very bad at cleaning a house. Unfortunately, the firm I work for doesn't fire it's employees; it simply retrains them.
- Blue painters tape causes nausea if consumed.
- Brown rice tastes much better if you cook it with chicken broth and a little chopped up onion.
- Kindergartners can feign interest in a Latin teacher with the best of them. I taught them how to make abacus plural today.
- Painting the woodwork and trim in an old house that has as much as ours does is time consuming and takes a steady and patient hand. Which I do not have.
- I am glad my wife is home from her week long trip. Only two more of those to go.
- Three weeks in New Orleans over the summer sounds perfect to me.
- I think I like our new President.
- Blue painters tape does not digest very well.
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