Pick One

I don't remember the first time I played this game, but now you can all play. Choose one from each column to create a new (and perhaps crude) Dr. Seuss movie.

Horton	hears	a Who
	blows	a What
	fondles	George W. Bush
	tastes	a scientist
	smells	a bucket of chum
	farts on	a scarlet tanager
	squishes	Dothan, AL
	drinks	the Rebirth Brass Band
	dances with	himself
	transmorgriphies	a used car salesman
	annihilates
	wanders off from
	cuts
	burglarizes
	tortures

I woke up this morning dreaming about this one. (If I didn't have to rush out the door...)

A governor	has to get sex from	a prostitute.
A movie star	is being made famous because she is
A senator	picked up a man who he thought was
A young woman from New York	should’ve just hired
It’s always great a holier than thou politician	was busted with his phone number in the contacts of
Vince Marinello	was caught spending money on